I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
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This is an excerpt from the full collection of happy birthday wishes.
Mr Bolton, 54, was already facing calls for his resignation after he left his wife for year-old Jo Marney.
Just call me when the cake comes in.
Happy birthday to someone who still waits for his birthday like a child every year.
You may look old, but your heart is evergreen.
I cry for the times I thought I had you.
Girlfriend, 18, relives the horrific moment a gang of thugs stabbed her